Phantom voters, assassins, sorcerers or foreign workers?

Folks!

HarakahDaily today reported that we have more than 2 million foreign workers here in Malaysia today!

Wow!

More than 2 million?! That is huge!

I would like to ask those good folks over at MalaysiaKini to look into this as soon as possible. It is high time that MalaysiaKini send out their good spies to dig as much dirt as they can on the issue. There is something fishy about this whole deal. :-(

Please find out whether our foreign workers are here for some good reasons or not. Are they here for the sake of finding work or something else? I have been hearing a lot of nasty rumors and theories from our local conspiracy theorists lately and they are beginning to bother me deep down inside.

Why are they here in such huge numbers?

Are some of them being secretly trained by some unknown regimes to master the delicate art of blowing people to bits and pieces through the use of C4 explosives?

Are some of them being secretly roped in to play the part of phantom voters in our general election opera houses?

Are some of them being secretly taught to master the ancient art of witchcraft and wizardry that would enable them to conjure up some devious magic and make some important documents disappear into thin air?

So many mysteries! I want some answers!

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