Those palm oil trees will kill Malaysians one day

I have always known that those Malaysian palm oil trees that you normally see while driving along that expensive PLUS/North-South highway will one day ‘kill’ all Malaysians but I never did bother to share my thoughts about it on this blog. I will do that today, so here goes!

At the moment, no! Palm oil trees haven’t done any ‘killings’ yet. Palm oil trees so far have given great service to the blasted but blessed nation and of course to all Malaysians. From that very same palm oil trees, we have produced cooking oils, margarines, personal care products and many more. Other than endangering the natural habitat of our orangutans (who cares about some orangutans, right?), palm oil-based industry so far has been pretty kind to Malaysians. Yes, Malaysians are lucky Homo sapiens indeed! :-)

Now that the price of Malaysian fuel has rocketed further into space, much further than our own Angkasanaut (no way we can call him astronaut!), many Malaysians have begun to hug and kiss Malaysian palm oil trees; pleading those poor palm oil trees to secrete biofuel from their fruit bunches. :-)

Yes, poor Malaysians have become desperate alright! Malaysians are desperate to find an alternative fuel that is cheap and affordable so that they can continue to drive all alone (carpooling is stupid, right?) and showoff their fancy cars to everyone. :-)

Allow me to spoil your dream of finding your elusive Holy Grail from those poor palm oil trees today. Let me leave you with a thought-provoking video highlighting a little study conducted by some earth-friendly European researchers on the production of biofuels. You will soon understand why those palm oil trees will ‘kill’ you Malaysians one day. Enjoy!



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