Malaysian Petrol at RM2.70 per litre!? Get ready for the worst-case scenarios!

What the fuck!? All of a sudden, every Malaysian is caught with their pants down and balls or pussies hanging!

You know what would happen in the next few months!?

Let me just give you a few likely scenarios:

More and more Malaysians will be declared bankrupts for failing to cope with their existing debts; credit cards, home loans, car loans and even personal loans.
More and more Malaysians will lose their cars or homes to repo men (reposessers)
More and more Malaysians will have marital problems; expect the divorce rates to go up next year.
Crime rates will definitely go spiking up! We might even have our very own Robin Hoods next year.
More and more Malaysians will go for motorcycles and the rate of road deaths and road accidents will go up even more.
More and more materialistic Malaysian women (useless women, you don’t need them) will opt for bachelorhood or virginhood (if they are really virgins!).

Welcome to the living Hell! In the mean time, let me express my feelings to the incompetent and moronic government of Barisan Nasional.